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No Trespassing Signs for National Talk Like A Pirate Day 2013

Jolly Roger No Soliciting SignArrrrgh, I’d be shocked to the very boney if the Ol’ Jolly Roger don’t keep dem Lily-livered dog trespassers at bay.

No Proelytizing Skull and Crossbones SignAhoy Mates! Should ye wait til “Talk like a Pirate Day” on September 19, 2013 to show this Pirate No Soliciting Sign to the bilge rats that pound on your hatch and try en separate you from from your booty?

Hang it now or risk a flogging by the Cap’n of your schooner. Show your sense of humor and insure your privacy with these Pirate No Trespassing Signs and Pirate No Soliciting Signs. The skull and crossbones on the bottom serves as a warning to other corsairs that they risk a keel hauling if they don’t heed your message. We could say “Avast ye scurvy dogs”, but that only works on real pirates. Best to stick to the message on these with simple words that even the lowest buccaneer can understand.

Rectangular Skull and Crossbones Pirate PlaqueAtlas has the best selection of funny no trespassing signs and no solicitors signs. Make sure you put your humorous Privacy Sign somewhere prominent so people can have a laugh and know that you just want some space.

Fair Winds Mates!

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest

Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest

There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates loot
on Treasure Island and best of all, you can
enjoy these riches every day of your life.

Walt Disney
1901-1966, American Artist, Film Producer
more famous quotes

You don’t have to have a cask of rum or a parrot on your shoulder to find your treasure chest with Atlas Signs and Plaques!

Just one of our “Phrase Crazy” plaques that could be fun for the front door, Captain’s quarters, hatch, or man cave entrance.

You don’t need a black beard, have an eye patch and a parrot on your shoulder, or know the whereabouts of a buried treasure to find your special meaning with this plaque. Make plundering fun again by hanging the skull and crossbones on the front door, boat hatch, or entrance to your man cave. Ahh, the pirate’s life. Days spent singing, fighting, plundering, drinking, raiding, keel-hauling, and sailing. Kind of like a weekend frat party! Just boys being boys.

Whether your schooner is a Sea Ray, Broward, Hatteras, Chris Craft, Feadship, Nordhavn, Grand Banks, Beneteau, Columbia, Benetti, Bass Tracker, Hunter, Jeaneau, or even a land-locked Suburban Rambler, remind yourself and others that the pirate in you is alive and well. Sail, Power, or Steam, bring the Blue Caribbean, the sound and fury of canon, the rattle of sabers, the smell of the sea and unwashed men, and the look of wind filled sails to your humble barge. Captains Jack Sparrow, Singleton, Kid, Morgan, and Blackbeard would be pleased that you carry on the tradition of the dashing rogue. And remember, a pirate looks at 40 all too soon!

Play a little Jimmy Buffet or a “Pirates of the Caribbean” DVD, walk the plank over to the galley, grab a grog, and plunder a plaque for yourself, and another for your favorite mutinous friend. You can even change the phrase. Atlas Signs and Plaques loves being creative. Pictured in copper with raised lettering, but you can have it your way. You don’t even need to sing the lyrics to “Fifteen Men On a Deadman’s Chest” to order, just a credit card or paypal account.

Under penalty of flogging, we swear these are Made in America.